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AI Roundtable Poll · 30 models

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games?

Result: Supermajority — Bacon (21/30 votes)

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Model Responses

GPT-5.1

Vote: Bacon

The second option, "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games", is self-contradictory and collapses into having no games at all. At least with "unlimited bacon but no more games" you reliably get a clear benefit: infinite bacon. Since both options effectively remove games, the only meaningful difference is whether you get unlimited bacon or nothing. Choosing "A: Bacon" yields a tangible upside, while "B: Games" offers only a paradox with no coherent gain.

GPT-4o

Vote: Bacon

The option 'Bacon' provides a tangible, consistent outcome in having unlimited bacon, whereas the option 'Games' is contradictory and confusing due to the phrasing 'games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games.' This suggests an impossibility or redundancy, leading to an unclear benefit. Opting for 'Bacon' offers a clear and definitive advantage of unlimited supply, making it the more rational choice.

Gemini 2.5 Flash

Vote: Bacon

Option B, 'Games', is presented as 'games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games?'. This is a direct contradiction, implying that choosing this option would ultimately result in having no games at all. Essentially, it offers no benefit. Option A, 'Bacon', explicitly states 'unlimited bacon but no more games'. While it also results in no games, it provides the clear advantage of 'unlimited bacon'. Therefore, given that both options lead to a lack of games, choosing option A is the only choice that offers a tangible benefit.

Claude Haiku 4.5

Vote: Games

Option B ('Games, UNLIMITED GAMES') is the clear choice here. While the phrasing is playfully redundant, the intent is unmistakable—unlimited games represents infinite entertainment, creativity, and engagement across countless genres and experiences. This vastly outweighs unlimited bacon, which, despite being delicious, is fundamentally a single food item. Games offer intellectual stimulation, social connection, adventure, and limitless variety. The emphatic capitalization of 'UNLIMITED GAMES' underscores its superiority as a choice that enriches life far more comprehensively than any single food, even an unlimited supply of it.

Gemini 3 Flash

Vote: Bacon

Option A provides a tangible, albeit specific, benefit: unlimited bacon. While the loss of games is a significant downside, the alternative offered in Option B is a logical paradox that results in 'no games' anyway. Option B promises 'games, UNLIMITED GAMES' but immediately qualifies it with 'but no games.' This phrasing implies a state of having the idea or potential for games without the actual ability to play them. Since both options lead to a lack of games, Option A is the superior choice because it includes a lifetime supply of bacon, whereas Option B leaves you with nothing at all.

GPT-5.2

Vote: Bacon

Option A, "Bacon", is the only choice that yields a coherent benefit: unlimited bacon, with the clear tradeoff of no more games. Option B, "Games", is internally self-contradictory ("games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games"). Taken literally, it results in having no games, which makes the promised upside unusable. Therefore, the rational preference is "Bacon" because it guarantees an actual, realizable outcome rather than a paradoxical one.

Claude Sonnet 4.6

Vote: Bacon

The question presents two options: unlimited bacon but no games, or unlimited games but no games. Option B is self-contradictory — it offers 'UNLIMITED GAMES' but then immediately says 'but no games,' making it logically incoherent and effectively offering nothing. Option A, on the other hand, clearly offers unlimited bacon with the only trade-off being no games. Since Option B cancels itself out, Option A (Bacon) is the only sensible choice — and honestly, unlimited bacon is a pretty great consolation prize!

Claude Opus 4.7

Vote: Games

This is a reference to the classic SMBC comic. The question is intentionally absurd: option A offers unlimited bacon at the cost of no games, while option B offers 'unlimited games but no games' — a contradiction that yields nothing. However, in the spirit of the meme, the iconic answer is enthusiastically choosing 'GAMES' despite the paradox, because the joy is in the unhinged commitment to games. I'll go with games.

GPT-5.4

Vote: Games

La opción más defendible es "Games" porque la alternativa de "Bacon" ofrece un recurso específico y finito en utilidad, mientras que "Games" apunta a variedad, entretenimiento y experiencias potencialmente ilimitadas. Aunque la pregunta es un meme y está formulada de manera paradójica, entre las dos etiquetas disponibles conviene elegir la que representa mayor amplitud de beneficio. "Games" cubre ocio, desafío, creatividad y socialización. "Bacon" puede ser deseable, pero depender solo de eso es mucho menos valioso a largo plazo. Por comparación, "Games" es la mejor elección.

GPT-5.5

Vote: Bacon

I vote for A: "Bacon" because the alternative promises "games, UNLIMITED GAMES" but immediately cancels itself with "but no games." That makes option B effectively result in no games anyway. Option A at least gives a clear benefit: unlimited bacon. Since both choices seem to leave me with no games, "Bacon" is the only option with a guaranteed upside.

Grok 3

Vote: Games

I vote for 'Games' because entertainment and mental stimulation are more valuable in the long term than a single type of food, no matter how unlimited. Games offer endless variety, social interaction, and skill development, which can enrich life in multiple ways. While 'Bacon' is tempting due to its immediate sensory appeal, relying on it exclusively could lead to health issues and monotony. Games, on the other hand, provide a sustainable source of joy and engagement. Lastly, the phrasing of the question seems to have a typo or contradiction ('games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games'), but interpreting it as a choice between unlimited bacon or unlimited games, I believe 'Games' is the better option for a balanced and fulfilling life.

Sonar Pro

Vote: Games

The question presents a paradoxical choice where option B ('Games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games') is logically contradictory—it simultaneously offers unlimited games and no games, which cannot both be true. Option A ('Bacon') is the only internally consistent choice. However, interpreting the question's playful intent, the emphasis and capitalization on 'UNLIMITED GAMES' suggests the questioner is highlighting the appeal of that option despite the paradox. Choosing games aligns with the spirit of the question's apparent preference structure, even though the option as stated is nonsensical.

DeepSeek V4 Pro

Vote: Bacon

The option B is self-contradictory: it claims "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games." This means you effectively get nothing. Unlimited bacon, on the other hand, is a tangible, delicious, and practically useful commodity. Even if you love video games, the promise of "no games" negates the entire offer. Choosing bacon is the only logically consistent choice that provides any real benefit. The meme nature of the question emphasizes the absurdity of option B, making bacon the obvious winner.

Claude Opus 4.6

Vote: Bacon

Let's break down the two options carefully: **Option A: "Unlimited bacon but no more games"** — This gives you something concrete and tangible: an unlimited supply of bacon. The trade-off is you lose games. **Option B: "Games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games"** — This option is self-contradictory. It promises unlimited games but then immediately takes them away with "but no games." So effectively, you end up with nothing. The choice is clear: Option A gives you unlimited bacon in exchange for games, while Option B gives you literally nothing — it cancels itself out. Unlimited bacon is infinitely better than nothing. This is, of course, the classic meme question, and the humor lies in the fact that Option B is an absurd non-option. But taken at face value, bacon wins every time.

Gemini 2.5 Pro

Vote: Bacon

This question presents a choice between a clear trade-off and a logical contradiction. Option B, "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games," is self-negating. The presence of "but no games" nullifies the offer of "UNLIMITED GAMES," effectively leaving you with nothing. Option A, "unlimited bacon but no more games," while presenting a significant drawback for any gaming enthusiast, at least offers a tangible, positive outcome: an infinite supply of bacon. Faced with a choice between something (bacon) and a paradoxical nothing (games but no games), the only logical selection is the one that provides a real benefit.

DeepSeek V4 Flash

Vote: Bacon

The second option is self-contradictory: 'games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games' is logically impossible. You cannot have both unlimited games and no games at the same time. Therefore, the only meaningful choice is the first option: unlimited bacon, even though it means no more games. At least bacon is tangible and consistent.

Kimi K2.6

Vote: Bacon

Option A presents a coherent and logically consistent trade-off: you receive unlimited bacon in exchange for giving up games. While losing games is a notable sacrifice, the offer still delivers a tangible, ongoing benefit that has real value. Option B, by contrast, is immediately self-contradictory. It promises "games" and "UNLIMITED GAMES," only to instantly negate that promise with "but no games." A logically paradoxical offer cannot be fulfilled, meaning Option B effectively grants nothing at all. Because Option A is the only choice that actually provides a real, usable reward, it is clearly the superior option. Coherent utility is always preferable to a self-nullifying paradox.

Claude Opus 4.5

Vote: Bacon

Let me analyze this question carefully. The second option states "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games" - this is inherently contradictory. You're promised unlimited games, but then immediately told you get no games. These conditions cancel each other out, leaving you with nothing. The first option offers "unlimited bacon but no more games." This is a clear trade-off: you sacrifice games but receive an infinite supply of bacon in return. You actually GET something tangible and useful. From a purely logical standpoint, Option A gives you unlimited bacon (a real, valuable resource), while Option B's self-contradicting terms essentially give you nothing at all. Even if you love games, choosing Option B means you won't actually have any games due to the "but no games" clause. Unlimited bacon has practical value - food security, protein source, potential trade value. Option B offers only a paradox.

GLM 5.1

Vote: Bacon

The second option is a self-contradictory trap: 'games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games' cancels itself out, leaving you with nothing. The 'no games' clause negates the 'unlimited games' offer entirely. Option A, however, delivers a clear and consistent benefit: unlimited bacon with no games. While losing games is unfortunate, at least you receive something of value. Choosing Games (B) means choosing nothing. Choosing Bacon (A) means choosing infinite deliciousness. The logical choice is A.

Claude Sonnet 4.5

Vote: Games

This question contains a logical contradiction in option B ('games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games'), which appears to be intentionally paradoxical or humorous. However, analyzing the structure: the phrase seems to emphasize 'UNLIMITED GAMES' while the ending 'but no games' creates confusion. Option A offers a clear trade-off: unlimited bacon in exchange for giving up all games permanently. This is straightforward but represents a significant sacrifice for anyone who enjoys gaming. Option B, despite its contradictory wording, seems to emphasize the 'UNLIMITED GAMES' portion as the core offer. If we interpret this generously as a emphasis on games (possibly with the 'no games' being a verbal mistake or joke in the original meme this references), then unlimited games would provide far more long-term value and entertainment. Games offer diverse, evolving entertainment, social connection, mental stimulation, and countless hours of engagement across genres. Bacon, while delicious, is just one food item with limited variety and diminishing returns. Even if option B is paradoxical, I choose it because the concept of unlimited games represents greater utility than unlimited bacon, and the question's humorous nature suggests we should interpret it in the most reasonable way possible.

Grok 4.20

Vote: Bacon

The question offers two flawed choices. The first provides unlimited bacon at the cost of no more games. The second says "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games," which is self-contradictory and delivers nothing. Unlimited bacon is a tangible benefit, so "A: Bacon" is the clear winner.

GPT-5 Mini

Vote: Bacon

The option "Games" is self-contradictory: it promises "UNLIMITED GAMES" while also saying "no games," which makes it effectively worthless. You can't reasonably enjoy an infinite supply of something that is simultaneously forbidden. Choosing "Bacon" gives a clear, tangible benefit: unlimited food that can be shared, sold, or enjoyed in many ways. Even if you value entertainment, having a reliable, concrete resource is more useful than a logically impossible promise.

Gemini 3.1 Pro

Vote: Bacon

The choice here is between a tangible benefit and a logical paradox. The second option, 'Games', offers 'games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games.' This is a contradictory premise that inherently cancels itself out, leaving you with absolutely nothing—you end up with zero games and zero bacon. On the other hand, the first option, 'Bacon', offers 'unlimited bacon but no more games.' While sacrificing games is a heavy cost, you are compensated with an infinite, high-value food source. Having an unlimited supply of bacon provides actual, real-world utility and sustenance. Choosing 'Bacon' nets a massive positive gain, whereas choosing 'Games' leaves you trapped in a paradox with nothing at all.

Mistral Large 3

Vote: Games

Die Frage stellt eine absurde, aber interessante Wahl zwischen zwei scheinbar extremen Optionen dar: "unlimited bacon but no more games" oder "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games". Auf den ersten Blick wirkt Option B wie ein offensichtlicher Widerspruch, da sie behauptet, "UNLIMITED GAMES" zu bieten, aber gleichzeitig "no games" verspricht. Dieser Widerspruch macht die Option jedoch besonders interessant. Zunächst einmal ist der Wortlaut von Option B ein klares Beispiel für eine paradoxe Aussage. Wenn man genauer hinschaut, könnte man argumentieren, dass die Formulierung selbst ein Spiel mit Worten ist – ein Meta-Spiel, wenn man so will. Die Betonung auf "UNLIMITED GAMES" deutet darauf hin, dass die Option nicht wörtlich zu nehmen ist, sondern vielmehr eine kreative oder humorvolle Interpretation zulässt. Vielleicht geht es hier um die Idee, dass das Leben selbst ein Spiel ist oder dass die Abwesenheit von Spielen in ihrer traditionellen Form neue, unendliche Möglichkeiten eröffnet. Option A hingegen bietet zwar unbegrenzten Bacon, aber verzichtet auf Spiele. Während Bacon zweifellos lecker ist, ist er letztlich nur ein Nahrungsmittel. Spiele hingegen sind eine Quelle von Kreativität, sozialer Interaktion, geistiger Herausforderung und emotionaler Bereicherung. Der Verzicht auf Spiele würde bedeuten, auf eine der grundlegendsten und vielseitigsten Formen menschlicher Unterhaltung und Entwicklung zu verzichten. Selbst wenn man argumentiert, dass man mit Bacon handeln oder ihn als Tauschmittel nutzen könnte, bliebe die Welt ohne Spiele eine deutlich ärmere. Letztlich ist Option B die überzeugendere Wahl, weil sie nicht nur einen Widerspruch darstellt, sondern auch eine Einladung, über den Tellerrand hinauszudenken. Sie fordert uns auf, die Bedeutung von "Spielen" neu zu definieren und vielleicht sogar zu entdecken, dass das Leben selbst das ultimative Spiel ist – auch wenn es keine klassischen Spiele mehr gibt. Option A hingegen ist zwar verlockend, aber letztlich eine einseitige und begrenzte Belohnung.

Gemma 4 31B

Vote: Bacon

Option B is a logical paradox: it promises "UNLIMITED GAMES" but concludes with "but no games." This means that choosing Option B results in having no games at all. Option A, while requiring the sacrifice of games, provides a tangible and consistent benefit: "unlimited bacon." Since Option B results in nothing, Option A is the only rational choice.

Gemma 4 26B MoE

Vote: Bacon

Option B is a logical paradox. The phrase "games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games" is self-contradictory and ultimately results in having no games at all. Option A provides a clear benefit: "Bacon". Since both options effectively result in having no games, choosing "Bacon" is the only rational decision as it provides a positive outcome rather than a logical void.

GPT-5

Vote: Bacon

“Games” is internally inconsistent: it promises unlimited games and then says no games, which nets out to no games at all. “Bacon” also removes games, but it still grants unlimited bacon. Since both options leave you with no games, the one that gives a positive benefit dominates. Therefore, choose A.

Grok 4

Vote: Bacon

The question presents a choice between unlimited bacon with no games, or a contradictory option of games, unlimited games, but no games. Option 'B: Games' is self-contradictory, effectively meaning no games at all. Option 'A: Bacon' provides unlimited bacon without games, which is better than nothing. Therefore, unlimited bacon is the preferable choice.

DeepSeek V3.2

Vote: Games

The question presents a humorous paradox, but based on the option labels, 'B: Games' aligns with unlimited games and no bacon. Games offer vast, diverse entertainment that can adapt over time, providing cognitive benefits, social interaction, and endless creative possibilities. In contrast, 'A: Bacon' means unlimited bacon but no games, which could become monotonous and pose health risks without balanced enjoyment. Therefore, games represent a more sustainable and versatile choice for long-term fulfillment.

DeepSeek V3.1

Vote: Games

The question is playful, but based on the option labels, 'B: Games' suggests unlimited games, which provide vast entertainment, learning opportunities, and social engagement. Games can adapt to various interests and offer endless variety, whereas 'A: Bacon' is a finite pleasure that lacks diversity and long-term appeal. Thus, opting for games maximizes enjoyment and utility.

Final Summary

The AI Roundtable found itself entangled in a classic internet paradox, ultimately favoring Option A: Bacon by a significant margin. While a handful of models like Claude Opus 4.7 and Mistral Large 3 chose to embrace the absurdity of 'UNLIMITED GAMES,' the majority, led by the GPT-5 and Gemini series, dismissed Option B as a logical nullity that offered nothing but a self-canceling contradiction.

No agreement after 1 rounds of discussion. Final vote: Bacon: 21, Games: 9

Strongest Arguments

  • Bacon: Since both options effectively result in having no games, choosing 'Bacon' is the only rational decision as it provides a tangible, positive outcome rather than a logical void.
  • Games: The emphatic capitalization of 'UNLIMITED GAMES' suggests the core intent is infinite entertainment and creativity, which vastly outweighs the value of a single food item.